Alice’s dearest friend to whom she is not related (don’t worry The Kidd-o. Family first.) had a birthday party this weekend. She just turned four years old, and we had some celebrating to do! As we changed clothes for the party, I asked for some input:

The Mama: Alice, do you have anything in particular you want to wear to the party?

Alice: No. I don’t even care. (pause) All I care is I wear something!

A request I can indulge while simultaneously ensuring The Kidling doesn’t make her first appearance on the police blotter for public nudity? Consider it done.